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Birthday Jokes

Your sixties is the stage in your life when you become mature, reliable and dependable. In other words, boring, predictable and conventional. 

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The only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every s

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A recent survey showed that at the age of twenty 90% of men have sex four times a week and that by the time they reach 40 they are still capable of telling the same pathetic lie. 

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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, 
"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." 
Well, you can imagine her disappointment. 
The next year, her birthday 

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"That's an excellent essay for someone your age," said the English teacher. 
"How about for someone my Mum's age, Miss?" 

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Birthday Jokes

"That's an excellent essay for someone your age," said the English teacher. 
"How about for someone my Mum's age, Miss?" 

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Q: What do birthday candles and the Buffalo Bills have in common?
A: They get blown out on the same day every year.

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 It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. "Oh, I don't know," she said. "Just give me something with diamonds." That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing

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