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 	First Date...!
  	A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.



The father replies: “My son, there are three subjects that a

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 	Natural Death...!
  	After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day to find his dog with the neighbor‘s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was obviously dead. Chris panicked!



“If m

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Celebration...
  	This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.



The husband asks, “I notice you‘ve been wa

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Karate Clas..
  	Joe was a not too smart kind of guy. Everyday when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.



Finally, J

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 	Congratulations..
  	A new business was opening and one of the owner`s friends sent flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card.

It said, “Rest in

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 	Wake up
  	Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.

The 70 year old man says, “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minute

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First Date...!
  	A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.



The father replies: “My son, there are three subjects that alw

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Eating Grass..!
  	One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investiga

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