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In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.

As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse.

They angrily look one at the other.

Finally, one o

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The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual guide and his response to questions.

Swiss mountain guides who always do the same trails can get tired answering the same questions ov

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An American man, a Russian man, and an African man were all up in a hot-air balloon together. After a few minutes, the Russian man put his hand down through the clouds. "Aaah!" he said. "We're right o

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The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual event that took place during a flight.

As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his

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Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando.

"When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step."

"If you miss your step and hit your head, please lower your v

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Seen on the back of a van in Rochester, New York:

Caution: Blind Man Driving

On the side of the van (after passing it to see who might be driving):

Rochester Venetian Blind Co

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Seen on rear mud-flaps of a large truck

left mud-flap		right mud-flap

Passing Side		Suicide
 /|         		     |\
/ ------    		------ \
\ ------     		------ /
 \|         		     |/
El Pas

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16 Ways of Knowing You're in the Desert

   1. You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
   2. You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
   3. You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth 

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