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Can you imagine working at this outfit. It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse 

7 have been arrested for fraud 

19 have been accused of writing bad checks 

117 have bankrupted at least two businesses 

3 have been arrested for assault 

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 


14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 

8 have been arrested for shoplifting 

21 are current defendants in lawsuits 

In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving.

Yes, you guessed it! It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line.


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Azeem  ( Jan 03, 2008 )
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