Christmas-Jokes

Christmas Jokes

Twas the night before Christmas, 
Da whole house was mella, 
Not a creature was stirrin', 
Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.

When up on da roof 
I heard somethin' pound, 
I sprung to da window, 

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Christmas Jokes

Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big family bible.

When my son was old enough to talk, he asked me what a stable was.

I thought for a 

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Christmas Jokes

Dear Santa,

How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of interesting toys. It's really neat how you're able to do that year after year. I guess that's how y

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Christmas Jokes

Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."

Smith: "So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don't have a Christmas the week before!"

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Christmas Jokes

Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. The preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pasto

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