Cool-Jokes

Cool Jokes

An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at 

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Cool Jokes

A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the Police. 

The police officer approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking sir?"

Why?" asks the man

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place t

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A man had great tickets for the FA cup final. As he sits down, another man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty." 

"This is incredi

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An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're all staring at a man sitting on his own, at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, but not one of them recognise him, and they are gett

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