Holidays-Jokes

Holidays Jokes

A lady walks into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist if she can get two tattoos. 

The artist says, "Sure." 

She tells him that on her left inner thigh she would like a turkey, and beneath it sh

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Holidays Jokes

- Go buy a turkey
- Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven t

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Holidays Jokes

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend yo

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Holidays Jokes

One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. 

She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The wom

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Holidays Jokes

One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys 

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