Kids-Jokes

Kids Jokes

Teacher: Where is the English Channel?
Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up 

Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?
Pupi

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Kids Jokes

An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away 

Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
Pupil: 12 

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Kids Jokes

Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon?
Because he was dead!

What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old?
A year older on his birthday!

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where 

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Kids Jokes

If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?
His wife!

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?
You can't keep a good man down!

Who designed Noah's ark?

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Kids Jokes

Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!

Pupil: What?, and get bitten!

Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?
Pupil: Not very much!

A history joke
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